10.02.2005
I just now remembered a particular conversation with someone on how to "solve" my problem with my mom over Teh Gay as quickly as possible.
We eventually concluded that all I would have to do would be to bring home unannounced a big, black, Jewish butch girlfriend who wears Gay Pride everything, votes Democrat, shaves her head (and nothing else), has multiple facial piercings and lots of visible tattoos, and speaks with a New York accent.
Thereupon my parents would spontaneously combust.
4 Comments:
marauder34 saith at 10/02/2005 11:31 PM...
That would work.
JJ saith at 10/02/2005 11:52 PM...
Ha!, maybe I should try that (although, the 'black' thing wouldn't shock so much seeing as how I'm black... maybe I'll find a butch Asian woman.)
Otherside saith at 10/03/2005 2:02 AM...
MUAHAHA. SHEER TERROR!
I should do that too! :P Then we can run off together to canada. xD
Come Back Brighter saith at 10/03/2005 5:32 AM...
votes Democrat? now that's just unforgivable.
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