their worst nightmare

I just now remembered a particular conversation with someone on how to "solve" my problem with my mom over Teh Gay as quickly as possible.

We eventually concluded that all I would have to do would be to bring home unannounced a big, black, Jewish butch girlfriend who wears Gay Pride everything, votes Democrat, shaves her head (and nothing else), has multiple facial piercings and lots of visible tattoos, and speaks with a New York accent.

Thereupon my parents would spontaneously combust.

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thus saith Liadan at 11:07 PM

5 Comments:

Blogger marauder saith at 10/02/2005 11:31 PM...  

That would work.

Blogger JJ saith at 10/02/2005 11:52 PM...  

Ha!, maybe I should try that (although, the 'black' thing wouldn't shock so much seeing as how I'm black... maybe I'll find a butch Asian woman.)

Blogger Elizabeth saith at 10/03/2005 2:02 AM...  

MUAHAHA. SHEER TERROR!

I should do that too! :P Then we can run off together to canada. xD

Blogger Jay saith at 10/03/2005 5:32 AM...  

votes Democrat? now that's just unforgivable.

Blogger Kikko-san saith at 10/05/2005 10:35 AM...  

Hee, I'm in NYC, I could probably find you EXACTLY that description by Friday night!

My "Christian" mother (born-again Southern Baptist) is very racist.
A while ago I asked her, "So would you rather I was a lesbian dating white girls or would it be better if I were straight and married to a black man?"
Just black, I didn't say anything about piercings, dreads, Democrats, etc.
She choose lesbian.
True.

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